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Chipotle gets deep😌💭 #existentialburritobowl

Chipotle gets deep😌💭 #existentialburritobowl

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“A woman is not written in braille, you don’t have to touch her to know her.”

— Unknown (via hefuckin)

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tumbldore-the-pinelample:

ayshalove:

moto-vet:

classof1999:

living-in-gmajor:

Pulled a fast one on us 6 year-olds, Disney.

she knew what was up

Holy shit :O

Did any kid catch on to this?

I love you, Miss Grotke.

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deducecanoe:

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passiveimagination:

My mom teaches Kindergarten and I went to her classroom a few days ago and saw what appeared to be a small shrine dedicated to Jodie Foster in the corner of the room and I had literally no idea why it was there, so I asked my mom about it and she said it’s where the kids can go to tattle on each other so they don’t always do it to her

So basically my mom tells her little Kindergarteners to tell on each other to a magazine clipping of Jodie Foster that they call Miss Tattle and if you don’t think that’s the funniest thing then get out of my face

OMG, I can’t.

 Oh man yeah this is a super common thing, we have one of these in my preschool room, too, except ours is a picture of Obama. When the kids are upset or angry or want to tattle or whatever they “Go tell the President” and its my favorite thing.

GO TELL THE PRESIDENT

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unamusedsloth:

First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it during TV interview

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